Who likes Smurfs? Smurfs are so freakin' kool! But you know Smurfs are really black They just hide their blackness because they have to go through racial discrimination by the white Smurfs who them turned themselves red.... All in all Smurfs are the shiznits!!!!!!!!!

(CRAZY PERSON'S CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF)

Why can't we all get along?

Because I want to rule the world!

No I don't.

Yes you do!

No I don't (Slaps myself)

Yes you do! (Slaps myself, and spits in my eye)

I'm going to kill you!

Not if I kill you first! (Shoot's myself)

Please have sympathy over my lifeless body!

Cry for me!

Then eat my arm!

On second thought just leave me alone!

Curious George???

Not anymore!!!!